If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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