We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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