Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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