brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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