Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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