I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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