So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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