Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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