do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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