Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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