It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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