you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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