guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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