the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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