so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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