Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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