when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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