Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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