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What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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