so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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