what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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