they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
