I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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