ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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