why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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