Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
