Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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