you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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