A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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