i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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