Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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