so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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