i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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