doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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