i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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