I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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