ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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