I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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