Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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