I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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