it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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