ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Just puked most of my soul out..
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