Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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