No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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