i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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