i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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