Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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