do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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