I could have mohawked her pubes.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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