Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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