Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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