Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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